Thursday, January 23, 2014

GOLD WATCH AND CHAIN

One of the tunes that brother-in-law Kenbob and I play when we get together:



Oh I'll pawn you my gold watch and chain, love
And I'll pawn you my gold wedding ring
I will pawn you this heart in my bosom
Only say that you'll love me again

Darling, how could I stay here without you
I have nothing to ease my poor heart
This old world would seem sad, love, without you
Tell me now that we never will part

Oh I'll pawn you my gold watch and chain, love
And I'll pawn you my gold wedding ring
I will pawn you this heart in my bosom
Only say that you'll love me again

Take back all the gifts you have given
A diamond ring and a lock of your hair
And a card with your picture upon it
It's a face that is false but is fair

Oh I'll pawn you my gold watch and chain, love
And I'll pawn you my gold wedding ring
I will pawn you this heart in my bosom
Only say that you'll love me again

Oh, the white rose that blooms in the garden
It grows with the love of my heart
It broke through on the day that I met you
It will die on the day that we part

Oh I'll pawn you my gold watch and chain, love
And I'll pawn you my gold wedding ring
I will pawn you this heart in my bosom
Only say that you'll love me again

13 comments:

Ephesians Male said...

Okay, Bitch, I'll say it. "I will love you again!"

hoosierdaddy said...

EM - watch who you're calling bitch, bitch!

Ephesinans Male said...

Whoa, should have explained myself. B - Beautiful. I - Intelligent. T - talented. C - Charming. H - Horny. What more could a man want in a woman than for her to possess those qualities. B.I.T.C.H.

hoosierdaddy said...

EM - never had seen that before. Nice, especially the H!!! :-)

Ephesians Man said...

One must exercise good judgment, however. The flattering interpretation of the B word certainly does not apply to such monstrosities as the Hildebeast, a mutant she-male creature who some swear will be the next President, and at the rate the GOP leadership is rolling out suicidal policies, they may be right.

DES said...

EM - you really think that Billary will get the nomination??

Ephesians Man said...

Billary get the nomination? From a Biblical perspective, Yes. From the secular perspective, would have to get my friend Nostradumbass' take on it. Before Obama got re-elected, a friend in my Sunday School class and I were discussing the possible outcome of the election. At that time, everyone was predicting a Romney victory. My friend and I agreed that a Romney victory would be desirable, but that it would make no sense from the Biblical perspective of end times prophecy, that being the descent of civilization into moral and cultural degradation and, eventually, total social collapse with a return to pagan savagery. Hillary would be just the man to get us there, whereas guiding lights like Scott Walker, Ted Cruz, or Mike Lee would head that off, or at least, if elected, would indicate the populace was beginning a return to sanity.

DES said...

E-Man - I have a real problem with the 'end times' mind set, particularly because so many folks use it as an out for creation care; who gives a shit about anything if Jesus is around the corner. Folks have been waiting for 2000 years and I do not believe any one who says that the Bible tells us the end times are nigh. I will write a post about this soon, and then you can really have at it!!! :-)

Ephesians Man said...

I, too. DES, have a problem with certain end times mind sets. The one you describe sounds definitely pathological. Many verses that are supposed to indicate "end times" are not all that convincing. For example, "there will be wars and rumors of wars." Well, that has been going on for about all of human history. And "earthquakes in diverse places," same thing.
I do believe that if some prophecies come true, that will be a definite sign, for example if we become a cashless society and cannot buy or sell without a special government assigned ID number (mark of the beast type thing). However, we are a long way from that. Would you be the guy to tell the drug cartels they have to conduct their financial transactions electronically rather than in $100 bills? Lol!

Nostradumbass said...

EM asked me to make a prediction on 2016. I predict Hillary Clinton will not get the nomination. Too old, too corrupt, too incompetent, too Marxist, too lesbian, too shrill, etc., etc. There actually are some Democrat governors out there who aren't pus sacs and douche bags. I predict one of them will get the nomination.

DES said...

Nostra - being a psychic yourself, I was hoping that you would give some props for the things that I have correctly called already for 2014!!

Malibu's Non-Resident Psychic said...

Nostradumbass - My psychic powers concur regarding Billary, but my pyramids and crystals are receiving mixed messages. However, to keep your acclaimed status, you need to be more specific about the Dem Guvs!

Nostradumbass said...

Well, MNRP, there is your very own John Hickenlooper, Mark Warner (a former governor), Martin O'Malley of Maryland, and Brian Schweitzer of Montana. Those are the ones who aren't total pus sacs or douche bags, or black. Nothing against black governors, but I don't think the country is ready for another black Democrat President.