MY ADMINISTRATION

Since Trump is making some "amazing" nominations for his administration, I started to think "Who would I have in my Administration?"  Since Trump and I are the same age, I should have also run for President!!

So here is the foundation of my team - if you don't know them, Google is your friend.

Vice President - tough call, Michele Obama or Bernie Sanders or Cher - help me out on this!

Chief of Staff - Dwayne "Rock" Johnson - he will certainly be a great bouncer for the Oval Office!

White House Spokesperson - Jon Stewart

White House Senior Advisors - Pete Buttigieg and Michael Shermer

White House Science Advisor - Jerry Coyne

Chefs - Josefina Garcilazo and Hosea Rosenberg

Artist in Residence - Joy Harjo

Social Directors - Rachel Swartzendruber and Gayle King

 

State - John Oliver

Defense - Lynn Cheney

Interior - Deb Haaland

Education - Sam Harris

Health & Human Services - Francis Collins

Treasury - Jill Schlesinger

Justice - Jack Smith

Agriculture - Kasey Bamberger

Labor - Shawn Fain

HUD - Brandon Scott

Transportation - John Hickenlooper

VA - Tammy Duckworth 

Homeland Security - Michelle Lujan Grisham

EPA - Angela Alsobrooks

UN - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

In case you think that any of these are just a joke - you are wrong!!!