Since Trump is making some "amazing" nominations for his administration, I started to think "Who would I have in my Administration?" Since Trump and I are the same age, I should have also run for President!!
So here is the foundation of my team - if you don't know them, Google is your friend.
Vice President - tough call, Michele Obama or Bernie Sanders or Cher - help me out on this!
Chief of Staff - Dwayne "Rock" Johnson - he will certainly be a great bouncer for the Oval Office!
White House Spokesperson - Jon Stewart
White House Senior Advisors - Pete Buttigieg and Michael Shermer
White House Science Advisor - Jerry Coyne
Chefs - Josefina Garcilazo and Hosea Rosenberg
Artist in Residence - Joy Harjo
Social Directors - Rachel Swartzendruber and Gayle King
State - John Oliver
Defense - Lynn Cheney
Interior - Deb Haaland
Education - Sam Harris
Health & Human Services - Francis Collins
Treasury - Jill Schlesinger
Justice - Jack Smith
Agriculture - Kasey Bamberger
Labor - Shawn Fain
HUD - Brandon Scott
Transportation - John Hickenlooper
VA - Tammy Duckworth
Homeland Security - Michelle Lujan Grisham
EPA - Angela Alsobrooks
UN - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog
In case you think that any of these are just a joke - you are wrong!!!
