Since Trump is making some "amazing" nominations for his administration, I started to think "Who would I have in my Administration?" Since Trump and I are the same age, I should have also run for President!!
So here is the foundation of my team - if you don't know them, Google is your friend.
Vice President - tough call, Michele Obama or Bernie Sanders or Cher - help me out on this!
Chief of Staff - Dwayne "Rock" Johnson - he will certainly be a great bouncer for the Oval Office!
White House Spokesperson - Jon Stewart
White House Senior Advisors - Pete Buttigieg and Michael Shermer
White House Science Advisor - Jerry Coyne
Chefs - Josefina Garcilazo and Hosea Rosenberg
Artist in Residence - Joy Harjo
Social Directors - Rachel Swartzendruber and Gayle King
State - John Oliver
Defense - Lynn Cheney
Interior - Deb Haaland
Education - Sam Harris
Health & Human Services - Francis Collins
Treasury - Jill Schlesinger
Justice - Jack Smith
Agriculture - Kasey Bamberger
Labor - Shawn Fain
HUD - Brandon Scott
Transportation - John Hickenlooper
VA - Tammy Duckworth
Homeland Security - Michelle Lujan Grisham
EPA - Angela Alsobrooks
UN - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog
In case you think that any of these are just a joke - you are wrong!!!
14 comments:
Well, Perfessor, it looks like you have A LOT of time on your hands, perhaps TOO MUCH time. Lol!
Well it really didn't take too long, especially for us old retired folks who don't have much else to do 😅
Regarding White House Senior Advisors, Pete Buttisgood would be an excellent choice to fill the number two slot.
PQ - Not that's funny!!!!
I forgot one important person for my administration - Bill Maher. Not sure where to put him, maybe speech writer.
Now, not not
Hey, Mennonites are supposed to be pacifists and you're appointing Francis Collins to Health and Human Services? He and Fauci were responsible for countless deaths, ruined lives, and economic calamity during the Covid "crisis."
Dean, don't be so hard on Collins. He's a good guy and extremely intelligent. He had little control over what Trump and Falsie did. He would do a fine job!
Well Dingleberry, you obviously don't know your burro from your burrow. Keep drinking the Kool Aid
Dean - glad that putting the UV light up your ass, injecting a little bleach, and chowing down ivermectin pulled you through. Sadly it didn't work for lots of other Trump cultists.
Thanks Knocher - right on.
Dear Smarter, Kool-Aid is spelled with a hyphen. Flavor Aid is not hyphenated, and is what they actually drank at Jonestown.
But not with a capital a, do you're both wrong!! 😅
All the ads I've seen show Aid spelled with a capital A.
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