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Friday, May 10, 2013
GRADE SCHOOL HUMOR
Silas, our oldest grandchild, claims to have made this one up - regardless of the veracity of his claim, I think it's funny!
"Your momma is so fat, I can't believe she's not butter."
5 comments:
S3
said...
Oh, my. Gradeschool humor. "Fatty, fatty, two by four, couldn't get through the bathroom door, so he did it on the floor."
Yes Bizzy, Silas is pretty good, all things considered as you say.
Ah, S3 - grade school humor. I remember many examples - too many to relate here. But, how about all of those 'author' jokes? Under The Bleachers by Seymore Butts....etc.
5 comments:
Oh, my. Gradeschool humor. "Fatty, fatty, two by four, couldn't get through the bathroom door, so he did it on the floor."
Silas is reasonably polite considering what kids say nowadays.
Yes Bizzy, Silas is pretty good, all things considered as you say.
Ah, S3 - grade school humor. I remember many examples - too many to relate here. But, how about all of those 'author' jokes? Under The Bleachers by Seymore Butts....etc.
Who Goosed the Moose? by Henry Brownfinger.
Related - Antlers in the Treetops by Hoo Goosed T Mousse :-)
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